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7:12pm July 25, 2014

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

5:34pm July 25, 2014
crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

crystalsoulslayer:

procyonvulpecula:

pagannerd:

proxydialogue:

anneretic:

infinity-imagined:

The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.

the grand showdown

Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism. 

Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. 

“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.

Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

2:24pm July 25, 2014
1:25pm July 25, 2014
silvahound:

turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

OH SHIT

silvahound:

turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

OH SHIT

12:47pm July 25, 2014

dragonitedelight:

Mega Evolutions for the Eeveelutions!

Checkout the artist アリス@多忙's Pixiv 
And more Mega Evolutions 
9:36am July 25, 2014

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

4:48am July 25, 2014
shingekinokitty:

sounds reasonable to me.

shingekinokitty:

sounds reasonable to me.

7:12pm July 24, 2014

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

2:24pm July 24, 2014
10:55am July 24, 2014

THERE’S NOTHING CUTER THAN BABY SKY BISON

10:47am July 24, 2014
thebestofkorra:

This is from Mike’s official facebook page

thebestofkorra:

This is from Mike’s official facebook page

9:36am July 24, 2014

“Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.”

— Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)
8:37am July 24, 2014
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
4:49am July 24, 2014
pixyled:

tinybirdfriend:

#pokemonshaming

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE

pixyled:

tinybirdfriend:

#pokemonshaming

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST ONE